awritergeekly:

CRYING

awkward-elevator:

Alternate Endings - Lion King

wellthatsjustgreat:

At the grocery store. Orange juice was available as:

• No Pulp
• With Pulp
• MORE Pulp
• LOADED With Pulp

They did not have the other levels which are, in order of increasing pulpitude:

• Loaded With Even More Pulp
• Extra Loaded With Lots Of Pulp
• Holy Shit, That’s A Lot Of Pulp
• Seriously. There’s A Lot Of Pulp In This Motherfucker.
• Stop Fucking With Me. Who Would Want This Much Pulp?
• I’m Not Fucking With You. There’s So Much God Damned Pulp In This Sumbitch That You Should Forget A Straw Because You’ll Need A Fucking Ladle.
• Screw The Ladle. Get A Carving Knife.
• No Longer Juice. Slightly Damp Pulp.
• An Orange

TEARS!

I’m such a non-fiery aries.

sometimes i think about gay sex in the middle of conversations

Now I know I’m not the only one.

bitchums:

I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. OMG. MOST DIFFICULT THING I’VE EVER DONE. 

it took me 3 fucking hours

I LOVE THESE GAMES.

venbutt:

heers riuk

nd axle

axle’s a fukr cuz he alwais meks that faec

indigoducks:

…And most hauntingly, a twelve-year-old girl from District 11. She has dark brown skin and eyes, but other than that’s she’s very like Prim in size and demeanor…

And or everyone who said they’re not a racist after saying those things, you’re pretty racist. JSYK.

This is pretty damn hideous. I haven’t even read the books but now I kind of don’t even want to touch the fandom with a ten foot pole if there’s THIS much racism in it.

What in the actual….

cam-ebooks:

That fucking face.